DOCTOR WHO COMPANIONS
ROUND 6: Captain Jack Harkness
(for rules and round one, see this post)
A: I do think it’s interesting that Jack made both our lists
A: because he almost didn’t make it on mine, but he’s so different from all of the other characters and cool as shit
J: he’s FUN
J: on a show that can be such a downer, he is consistently up
J: (innuendo intended)
A: haha, indeed
A: solves his problems with flirting, sex, and being indestructible
A: although as soon as he went over to Torchwood, he stopped being as fun over there
J: yeah welllll
J: let’s leave torchwood in its own lane, eh?
A: yeah, there’s a lot of baggage in that lane
J: and corpses
A: so many corpses
J: even as the face of Bo though
J: Jack kills it
J: loveable as shit
A: even when we didn’t know it was Jack
J: and that was SUCH a fun reveal
J: like ohhhhhhh snap, homeboy gets GROSS
A: Although the Face of Bo was definitely in the category of Character Who Has All of the Information Necessary to Stop Disaster and Does Nothing
A:Except Cryptic Useless Information Realized After the Fact
A:otherwise known as the Dumbledore Effect
J: Dumblebore
A: homeboy grows tentacles out of his HEAD
J: maybe he thinks YOU look weird
A: I want to know if the tentacles were out of his head before his head got chopped off and put in a jar
A: because I imagine Jack would have found SO MANY USES for those
A: The big tragedy of the Face of Bo is that Jack would have to stop getting it on with anyone outside of his jar
J: tee hee
J: weellll
J: aquatic alien life?
J: like SENTIENT, CONSENTING, ADULT aquatic alien life
J: ‘hey babe, wanna swim around in my jar?’
J: who could resist ?
A: I imagine he’s more skilled with his tongue than any living being in the history of the universe
J: **extra points for jack**
Conclusion:
A Tipton:
J Tipton
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